I love 999 rasons to laugh at infertility. It's so funny to read thru these and see I'm not the only crazy person out there lol.
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One of my favorites so far though is # 654. This especially apply's to me since Alan works in the Walmart Pharmacy. I have to go in there more often the average American and be tortured!
#654 Everyone at Walmart is Pregnant
Welcome to Walmart. The store where everyone is pregnant. That 16 year old cashier is pregnant. The lady in aisle five is pregnant. That woman in the pickle aisle is pregnant. And those who aren’t pregnant have at least four children.
You can no longer go into a Walmart without running into someone who is (a) pregnant, (b) has at least five children or (c) works at the store, pregnant. And it’s not just the customers. All the employees are pregnant too. The door greeter who looks like she’s eighty appears to have a baby bump. Your cashier, who looks like she could be on the reality show, 16 and Pregnant, is expecting. It’s like you have to be pregnant in order to work there.
To make things worse, Walmart once introduced Midge, Barbie’s pregnant friend, in the toy department. Sure. Barbie’s friend can get pregnant but you are still stuck in the infertile aisle.
ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS. IF YOU ARE INFERTILE, PLEASE LEAVE THE STORE IMMEDIATELY!
You can no longer go into a Walmart without running into someone who is (a) pregnant, (b) has at least five children or (c) works at the store, pregnant. And it’s not just the customers. All the employees are pregnant too. The door greeter who looks like she’s eighty appears to have a baby bump. Your cashier, who looks like she could be on the reality show, 16 and Pregnant, is expecting. It’s like you have to be pregnant in order to work there.
To make things worse, Walmart once introduced Midge, Barbie’s pregnant friend, in the toy department. Sure. Barbie’s friend can get pregnant but you are still stuck in the infertile aisle.
ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS. IF YOU ARE INFERTILE, PLEASE LEAVE THE STORE IMMEDIATELY!
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